恋爱捕手

"小(xiǎo )姐你(🐁)的(de )熊掉(🥎)了o(*≧▽(⬇)≦)ツ┏(⏪)━┓"

"一(🕣)个个丑(🍬)得(dé )像(🎰)鞋底(dǐ(😬) )子似的还拍你妈逼啊(ā )"

"我还是觉得叫许垚(🉑)比(bǐ )较(🤙)有气(qì(👽) )质，前半(🌰)段怎(zě(🤑)n )么讲话(🥩)(huà )像朗(👐)诵呢，我(🐂)(wǒ )还是喜(xǐ )欢他笑的样子(zǐ )，一如(rú )往昔"

"师傅的悟(🛷)(wù )道也(🗼)是(shì )很(🦆)不容易(🔧)滴。"

"萌死(🐚)啦(lā )！！！"

"480p，画(🥑)质不高(💖)，黑白，y"

"很(🐯)搞笑啊！"

"我(wǒ )对师傅(fù )的崇敬不是三(sān )言两(⏺)语(yǔ )能(🏣)说完的(🎅)"

"要不(bú(♊) )是因为(🎙)(wéi )徐海(👮)乔我才(🤖)不(bú )看(🥓)！乔(qiáo )叔(❤)在里面是原(yuán )声！那(nà )声音我已经录制了音(🎞)(yīn )频了(⏱)！女主直(🔪)接被我(⬜)(wǒ )屏蔽(⌚)了(le )。那个(🔜)时候乔(🕗)(qiáo )叔好(⏱)可(kě )爱好嫩！"

还有(yǒu )小爱德(dé )和阿尔方司"